Special Guest Poet Series:

On A Butterfly
By Victor von Doom (Ph.D.)
As dictated to his lowly minion Jim Trapp


In all my life I have found,
Rare as beautiful above the ground,
As a gentle butterfly, drifting by
My humble garden in mid-July,
Just as Doom shall DRIFT ACROSS THE GARDEN OF THE GLOBE AND POLLINATE THE RIGHTEOUS FLOWERS OF HIS VENGEANCE!!!!!!

Lightly landing, oh so discrete,
And having yourself a little nectar treat.
Does it taste sweeter, I wonder, having worked so hard
Pushing across my neat-shorn yard,
Not unlike Doom, who SHALL LAND UPON THE NECKS OF THOSE WHO HAVE OPPOSED HIM, AND DRINK DEEPLY THE SWEET NECTAR OF HIS LONG-AWAITED VICTORY!!!!!!

Oh, little bee, please move aside
For the soft petal is not so wide.
My little butterfly friend has his place too,
Among the kind creatures of my garden zoo,
In much the same way as Doom, who WILL FINALLY SHOVE ASIDE THE MEDDLESOME INSECTS WHO HAVE STOOD IN HIS PATH AND AT LONG-LAST DEFEAT THAT INSOLENT FOOL RICHARDS AND HIS FANTASTIC FOUR!!!!!!

So now, alight,
Spreading your wings to take flight.
Go, gentle butterfly, you cannot stay,
You have much joy to spread this day,
Just as Doom has MUCH TERROR AND AWE TO SPREAD IN THE HEARTS OF HUMANITY, WHO SHALL SOON BOW TREMBLING IN REVERANCE BEFORE THE FEROCIOUS AND UNDENIABLE POWER THAT IS DOOM!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

--Dr. von Doom currently resides in a secret underground complex somewhere in Latveria, where he works as Supreme and Undisputed Ruler of All the Land.


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