Here's the archive of all those news stories about Jim.

Well, no news is good news.

Actually...

For a brief, shining moment I, yes I!, was a reporter at the Daily Illini, newspaper of the stars. But then I got bored and quit. So here's a couple of news stories by Jim:

'Feeding Frenzy' bites competitors 'Filthy Oar' goes down.

Speeders Find Solace on the Web Policeman disagrees with Internet.

Unprinted Article for the DI Leading to my "highly encouraged" retirement.